The doubt things

I've some doubts.. Can u please clarify me..

1. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought)

2. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)

3. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)

4. Can you cry under water? (let me try)

5. Why do people say, "you've been working like adog" when dogs just sitaround all day? (I think they meant something else)

6. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)

7. Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)

8. Can you get cornered in a round room? (by oneseyes)

9. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight I will stayand watch)

10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oilis made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)

11. What should one call a male ladybird? (Nocomments)

12. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they rememberthat they forgot? (can somebody help )

13. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)

14. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it)

15. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! Able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)

16. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

17. Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)

18. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

19. If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in Bars?

Interbiew

Sini saye ade satu cite untuk pengajarang semue. Bagi sape-sape yang nok gi interbiuw dang ade

niat nok nippu mase interbiuw tu,ingat-ingatlah cite ni. Kisoh benar ni tau bukang rekaang!!!

Beberape hari yang lepas, satu temuduge kenaikang pangkat telah dibuat oleh saloh sebuoh anok syarikak TNB. Biaselah kang kalu nok naik pangkat mestilah duduk ujiang bertulis dang lepas tu barulah ujiang bercakak pulok (temuduga lah tu) test suare lah pulok. Dang dalang rama-rama yang terpilih tu ade tige kawang kite dari Tranung telah dipilih untuk ditemuduge.

Kebetulang pulok tige kawang kite ni adelah peserte ketige yang pertame.Ape lagi debor peruk lah kawang 3 orang nih.Kawang yang nombor satu mule la merungut, (kene bace ikut loghat terengganu!).......

'Baru je sapa sini, letih tok hilang lagi, doh bale baru sapa pulok'.

Sampuk pulak kawan yang kedue ni.... 'mapuh kite kalu lagu ni... aku doh kecuk perut ni'.

Dang bersuare la pulok kawang yang ketige ni dengang berlagok macho seraye berkate 'Mu nok takut bende gok awang eh... Kalu die tanye, mu jawap je la. Kalu mu tok tahu, mu bahang gi la jawap bende pun.... Janji mu jawap doh. Hok mu due ekor ni takut sangat bak pe.... Bukang nye tukang interbiuw tu nok makang mu. Cer mu tengok aku nih, rilek je. Siap buleh control macho lagi'.

Tibe mase yang ditunggu-tunggu, make name kawang kite yang pertame ni pun dipanggil. Dalam 15 minit kemudian, kawang yang pertame ni pun kuor lah. Ape lagi macang kera kene belacang la kawang nombor due ni dok tanye ape soalan yang di tanye oleh tukang interbiuw tadi.

'Eh awang! menatang bende tukang interbiuw tanye mu tadi???'.

Awang nombor satu tadi pong jawap, 'Susoh jugok soalan die, tapi aku tok ingak doh bende yang die tanye tadi, tapi se je yang aku ingak die tanye....pengerusi TNB yang baru sape name. Aku pung jawaplah Datuk Jamaluddin Jarjis'.

Kawang nombor due pulok menyampuk 'Ah sudoh! aku tok reti starang nok sebuk name tu. Guane nih awang? Aku rase nok terkecing doh ni. Ah! aku tulih kat tangan je la awang. Kalu die tanye senang le sikit aku nok jawak.'

Pastu sapok le pulok kawang nombor tige yang berlagok panda nih, 'Bak pe yang mu jadi bodo sangak nih. Jangang tulih kat tangang, nanti tukang interbiuw tu napok mu tulih situ. Mu tulih kat getoh spenda mu tu. Kalu die tanye, mu selok la sikit spenda mu, mu buat-buat la gatal kat perut. Pah tu mu kerling la sikit name pengerusi TNB tu'.

Ape lagi... kawang nombor due ni pong suke la dengor idea bernas kawang die tu. Tapi die tok tahu yang kawang die nombor tige tu pong panik gok,sebab die pong tok tahu nak sebut macang mane. Name kawan nombor due pun dipanggil..

..Dalang 20 minit kawang nombor due tok kuor2 lagi. Kawang yang nombor tige panik doh nape kawang die tu tok kuor2 lagi. 5 minit pah tu, kuor la kawang nombor due ni dengang muke tersenyum. Kawang nombor tige pong tanye la, amende soalang yang kuor, jawap la kawan no due ni, 'Susoh gok soalang die tapi soalang pengerusi TNB tu aku buleh jawap... aku sempak selok spenda aku. Tukang interbiuw tok nampok aku selok tadi'.

Kawang nombor tige ni pong panik la. 'Ah sudoh awang! aku pong sebenor nye tok tahu jugok nok sebuk name pengerusi TNB tu'. Jawap lah kawang no due tadi. ' Mu tulih pade getoh spenda mu tu macang aku buat nih'

Kawan no tige pulok jawap,' Aku nok tulih macam mane aku tok pakai spenda' Ape lagi kelang kabut le kawang kite. Tibe-tibe kawang no satu yang dari tadi berdiam diri tadi bagi idea..... 'Ape bende yang susoh sangat ni awang, mu beri je spenda mu kat die kejap.'

Ape lagi bergegas la kawang2 ni pegi toilet untuk berpindoh suor dalang. Tok lame lepah tu name kawang no tige ni pong dipanggil. Dengang semangak berkobor-kobor dan rase confident yang amat sangat kawang kite ni masuk dalam bilik interbiuw tu. Tok sapa 10 minit kawan nombor 3 ni kuor sambil tergaru-garu kepale dengang muke kepelikkang. Kawang2 die yang dok luor ni tanye la kenape kuor awal sangat?

Kata kawang nombor tige, mase ahli panel tanye name pengerusi TNB tu,die jawap je la. Tapi, tok pasa-pasa semue ahli panel suke sampaikang ade yang mengalir-alir air mate tok tahang sangat. Pastu kawang2 ni tanye la, mase ahli panel ni tanye name pengerusi TNB tu, ape mu

jawap.Dengang confident die bagitahu dengan kuat dan lantang.................

'Datuk Calvin Klien'. Rupe-rupenye mase kawang ni berpindoh seluor dalang tadi, kawang yang sorang ni dah terpakai terbalik rupenye yang belakang ke depang, yang depang ke belakang. Name pengerusi TNB kat belakang, name jename spenda tu pulak kat depan. Tergelok besorlah kawang2 yang due orang lagi tu.....

Gitulah cerite nye.... spang kederang sunggoh!!!

Hari hari ku berlalu

hri ni da hari sabtu and aku x wat ap2 pn lgi utk test and kuiz mggu dpn...sbenanye tujuan aku nk blek awal ni sbb aku nk study...tp bila smpi je kt sgamat ni len plak yang jd...ingat apis ada buku rupanya....hampeh...so sjak aku blek ari khamis lepas smpai la ni xda benda yang paedah aku wat,,,tgk tv...men game...tido...tido...tido....tido...tidooo....aku rase cm da grade plak..huhuhuhuhahahahahahuhuhahahahah

Nasib bek la ko

nampaknye awal sem je ni aku da hampir terlibat ngan excident....rosak lagi moto aku...petang tu aku nk g kfc n onda way tu kt tempt yg usop excdent tu tiba2 ada makcik yang terkial2 nk mlintas...mak cik ni da tua da...kalo aku laggar da kompom maut jwabnye...mak cik tu nk lintas dia pndang kt blah kiri je...aku yang kt sblah kanan ni ingat mak cik tu da prasan so aku pulas r moto aku...alih2 mak cik tu berlari melintas and aku da dekat sgt da...time tu ku agak da bwk smapi 60 agaknye....pelagi aku break emergency and trus terseret kat jln tu...tp nsib bek aku agk pro...so xda la tergolek dog kat ctu....yang tak bleh blah tu mk cik tu tgk je..aku da terbyang da helmet aku ni kt muka mak cik tu...mk cik tu plak dari td ckp.....maaf ye nak mak cik tak nampak...mak cik mata ni tak nampak...maaf y nak...haiiiiiiii memeng aku hangin time tu... mlas aku nak lyan aku stat je moto trus aku blah...kang lme2 kt situ ada yang arwah nnt....hadoiiiimemeng btl malang tak berbau....

Kejujuran

dalam menjalani khidupn dalam dunia ni....semua org nk kbahagian, kesenagan, ksih sayang, cinta dan pelbagi lagi yang mampu meneruskan kita hidup dalam sejahtera.....tapi orang slalu lupa yang kalo nk mngecapi seua ni....diorang msti ada satu sikap dalam diri diorang....KEJUJURAN...
di mana datangnya kasih syang ibu bapa kalo diorang tak JUJUR dalam keluarga....
di mana datangnya cinta kalo tiada KEJUJURAN dalam setiap pasangan....
di mana datangnya kesenangan kalo tak JUJUR dalam mngecapinya...

kita mampu utk smapai ke universiti sbb kita JUJUR dalam niat kita...hasil pndapatan parent kita dalam pkerjaan diorang tanpa rasuah dan pnyelewengan mendatangkan berkat pada usaha diorang dalam membantu kita sampai ke tahp ini....semuanya kerana mereka JUJUR dalam pkerjaan mereka...kerana merka JUJUR utk membesarkan kita dgan kasih sayng supaya kita mghargai kehidupan ini yang pnuh dengan suka duka....mngajar kita erti susah dan senang....

dengan kejujuran hubungan terjalin antara adam dan hawa tanpa niat yang terpesong.....daripad hubungan ini, wujudya cinta yang sejati di mana wujudya kepercayaan dan tolak ansur....lahirnya dan wujudy KEJUJURAN akan membawa kepada keluarga yang bahagia dan harmoni.....

Learning From Nature

I often look outside the window. Look at the sky see the trees, the stars, the sky is blue, trees stand upright, and the stars in the berkelipan tense night. In fact I am actually very impressed with the tree in front Jendelaku seen very dense and shady leaves.

Every time I look out windows, trees are often hitch my first attention....Tree is very robust and strong in there. Although sometimes dedaunnya branch and bend and move lintuk beaten strong winds, but pohonnya still there. Strong roots can restrain himself from collapse. Yes! As believers, although sometimes there is faith and it increased, although at times almost defeated the demons and desires pujuk persuasion, but a firm faith that underlies the heart to overcome everything. Tree was tested with heat-resistant and rain. Even though struck by thunder and strong winds. As believers, even tested this assumption and test a very heavy, but he is patient and do anything. They continue to live with a smile and did not budge.

Foliage dry and old age did not remain on it. It will wind blown or fell down himself, and finally unites with the land. As believers who never let himself coated sin, often seek opportunities to repent and purify themselves, to include himself among the forgiven. Tree is also a place for human shelter from heat, lean because of fatigue. Extension is, anything can seek refuge from the heat and rain as people believe that a guardian to his brother and other relatives who assist in distress as well as defend the fate of the poor and orphans.

Birds often stop at the tree branches. That such people who believe in the same time, became assistant to spread the religion of Allah guide and Guidance to the other slaves who need guidance. They invite to goodness, calling to the truth, and prevent crime. However, the tree still a tree. A tree that is a creation of God. He is not permanent and the time will come, it will die Confirmation whatsoever. Seteguh even where it is in there, I am aware, the time will come where I could not see it more dense and leafy stand strong in there. As believers, and when the time came, his face still go kan divine. But sure felt lost, and services they in praise. And finally I can learn something from a tree that often I see all this. Teach this to become a better servant to Him.

Not just for appearance. But anything to be learned and taken lessons from it. Hopefully, we can all learn something from the earth before this point terpejam forever. Also, hopefully we can increase our faith and good deeds to the HIS, and including the people who think. Allah willing.